My colleague Court Mann and I made some New Year's resolutions for celebrities :
We did it, everyone. We made it through 2016. It’s a new year, and as such, it’s time for new resolutions. Here’s the thing, though: Setting resolutions for yourself is quick and easy. Perhaps too quick and easy. In the spirit of going above and beyond, we present our New Year’s resolutions for a random list of other people, places and institutions. (These were, of course, selected arbitrarily.) If the necessary parties take these resolutions to heart, there’s no telling how good 2017 might be.